![]() Oh SHIT, almost forgot, gonna edit this one last paragraph in. Howard Stern's criticism was SO good that Mike Super made it all the way to the finals with it. Howard Stern was brutally honest, would only give standing ovations to when it's fully deserved, always voted for the right act in the judges' choice, and let's talk about his criticism. Piers Morgan had good points on why he buzzed the act most of the time. That's why I loved Piers Morgan and Howard Stern who I mentioned earlier in this post. Fucking small peepee energy right here, ladies and gentlemen. He calls Marcin boring when he played Paganini's 24th caprice at double speed. He buzzes Tom Cotter, a highly-seasoned comedian who got 2nd place in a stacked season. He tells a gifted close-up magician like Eric Chien to make his magic bigger. He buzzes Marina Mazepa and Matthew Richardson for arbitrary reasons. Next, his buzzers and criticism are some of the stupidest shit I've ever heard. But clearly, they haven't watched earlier seasons where there are superior tough judges (Piers Morgan, Howard Stern). They don't even pay attention to the stupid shit he does as a judge, and we'll get to that in the next couple of paragraphs. People have the fucking BALLS to say that his golden buzzers are "another level" because he's Simon? You DUMB FUCKS. You'll put yourself out there like the fucking moron you are. You ain't seen unique talent before, but go ahead and vote Nightbirde blindly and let unique talent like Marcin Patrzalek and Malik Dope from previous seasons get eliminated early. Nightbirde is some fucking ordinary sob story singer girl who ALSO HAD FUCKING CANCER? WHAT THE FUCK? ANOTHER FUCKING CANCER SOB STORY THAT SIMON USED A GOLDEN BUZZER YOU FUCKING BIG-NOSED IDIOT? Yeah, go fuck yourself, Simon, you fat motherfucker.Ĭry more about her sob story, you stupid shits. Waffle Crew in the auditions while they had some cool hat tricks and flips had SHIT choreography. ![]() ![]() You have Tyler Butler-Figueroa, some dumbass, mediocre violin kid doing dances from Fortnite and telling that he had cancer. Let's be honest, his last 3 golden buzzers were BAD. Let's start with his golden buzzers, because he DID press it for Nightbirde just now. But honestly, I don't see that, not anymore at least. People keep saying he's such a great judge and he has so much experience as one. Simon Cowell is a fucking overrated, moronic, piece of shit judge. But we're not gonna talk about too much of that today obviously. It's only the second week of auditions, but good fucking God, is it a bad start. Just wanted to put this out there yet again. Please post links, images, and comments related to AGT (posts related to other Got Talent franchises are also allowed).ĭo NOT post anything NSFW (Pornographic, Gore).įormat - Interactive Talent Show Created By For a complete archive of every act from every season, visit
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